1. The distinction between boys and girls is not one that you have to accept. Sometimes Giraffe is Judy and sometimes Giraffe is Steven. Sometimes Giraffe is Giraffey. I am happy this way. You could be too if you stopped judging people based on expectations related to the nether region.
2. Wear a hat in the sun. Judy will tell you now that those aren’t beauty spots, love.
3. Wear a saddle at all times. This will protect you from cowboys, small children and animals that may attempt to pick your back. Don’t worry, it doesn’t have to be ugly. You can wear it in your favourite colour or fabric, or dress it up with rhinestones and tassels. Giraffey likes to wear a shiny blue.
4. Stand tall. Even if you are a penguin or an iguana. Be proud of who you are and who your parents are and how they met and how you came to be. Even if it was a scummy pond and an underlit moon or a nest made desperately out of broken twigs and filled with hand-me-down blue furnishings. Love and nature and babies and eggs and pouches. It’s all beautiful. Steven has a tear in his eye.
5. Work out your best side and only ever let them photograph you from said side. Otherwise you will end up with hideous photos that come back to unveil you twenty-five years down the track. Always opt for low lighting (mood lighting, some say), and don’t make any tapes. This is probably the real advice. Hey Judy? You sexy thing.
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Judy is just so hip, trendy,, has she met Steven maybe they can go shopping together or go apple picking together, in Stanthorpe. open a long neck and unwind, while watching the sunset on nice Autumn day.
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