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Dear Hopeful2Read

Thank you for your note. I understand your wanting a new blog entry to read, but I ask you to please be patient and understand that creative resources are currently at an all time low. The reasons for this are innumerable, and in some cases exceptional. I wonder, perhaps, if you have ever been attacked by a llama? No? Me either, but I ask you to imagine the effects of such an event and to apply these same effects, perhaps without the physical injury, to this here situation. Consider that where a meandering, field-clambering llama was once a great harvester of joy, he is now, in fact, the very opposite. I regret this sad fact, but it is nonetheless true. Until the harvesting and the joy returns, please accept my next blog entry as a token of my appreciation of your readership. It is something special that I wish to share with you in lieu of my inability to come up with something special myself.

Your humble, llama-bitten chum
Tegan