15 retaliations

1. Ya mum.

2. I never liked you anyway.

3. So is ya face.

4. Yeah, well.

5. I hear you eat Homebrand.

6. Build a bridge.

7. I lied. You were adopted.

8. My dad hates you.

9. You are.

10. I didn’t invite you here. My mum did. Play with her.

11. At least I’ve got hair. (To someone who doesn’t).

12. Wow. Good story.

13. Can I offer you a mint?

14. Blank stare.

15. Yawn.